The end is nigh...

...and luigi wants to come to the hospital too... Told you he was set on world domination...
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Oh hai...

...I'm just like Marylin Manson... I can blow myself!
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still...

...waiting for this frigging baby! grrrr! 6 days over due, and not even a twinge! Why is your uterus so comfortable, Sally?

So as you can tell I'm getting a little frustrated at the waiting. We've tried everything to get her out, and i mean everything.

• Spicy Food (I swear that's all I've eaten...)
• Hormone Release (there's various methods for this, I won't go into to much detail, but I'm sure you can guess!)
• Acupressure (I'm guessing i just don't know how to do it properly...)
• I've even tried shouting at the baby!

I just want her to be here now :(

Anyway, there's a sweep booked for tomorrow, fingers crossed that'll work!

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This...

Is the mother of my child.
Speaking of my child, 18 days at most til she's here, and only 7 until the due date!
oh dear!
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This is Terrence...

... He too, is set on world domination.
Shame he's made of plastic, and stuck to the bathroom wall.
Oh dear!
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